Funny yelp discussion about being a C.A.B.

I just found this discussion on Yelp today about "Habits that qualify you as a cheap rat bastard".  It's full of "ideas". :)  It's worth a visit.  If you have a "tip", please add yours.

Some of my favorites (Pasted verbatim):

• She actually carries a used (empty) Costco cup in the glove compartment of her car. Takes it with her everywhere. just in case she happens by a Costco and wants to pull it out to "refill" her drink


• Dig a large popcorn bucket of the trash at the movies an get a free refill
  order a cup of hot water a restaurant or coffee shop and bring your wn teabags that you liberated from a hotel breakfast or car dealer coffee stand


• Split two ply toilet paper and you got youself an extra roll


• I use the squeegee at the gas station to wash my entire car

Link: http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-diego-cheap-ass-habits-habits-that-qualify-you-as-a-cheap-rat-bastard